LMFAO! We don’t know the whole story here, but homie with the gasoline can almost caught a dirt nap… after he made a scene inside a Detroit pizza shop.

The clip begins with the shirtless dude walking into the pizza joint screaming for a girl named Bree. When she didn’t surface, he began pouring whatever was inside the gas can onto himself, as all the customers inside dispersed.

One guy, however, wasn’t having it. He wanted his pizza… so he pulled a pistol on the dude, who pleaded for his life and exited the store.