Two suspects are on the run from police and one man is in the hospital after a stabbing at a McDonald’s in England. That wasn’t a pocket knife he stabbed him with — that was a full on chef’s knife bordering on broadsword.

Thankfully, the victim’s injuries are not believed to be life threatening. This video goes to show that you probably want to think twice before getting in a rumble at McDonald’s, you never know when the Hamburgler and his goons might catch you slippin’ and poke you up.