Hamburgler’s Bong Robbery Stopped By Tight Pants (VIDEO)

An Australian woman attempted a brazen daylight bong robbery, but was thwarted when the “water pipe” wouldn’t fit in her pants. It’s not like she was trying to finesse an iPhone or something steal-able, she was trying to take a large glass bong and stuff it in her jeans.

The cashier — though momentarily distracted — quickly realizes what’s going on and the woman bashfully produces the half-stolen bong.

This is straight out of one of Ginuwine’s nightmares; he’s turned into a bong and there isn’t any room for him in them jeans.