An unnamed homie proved who was king of the alley, when he strung together back-to-back wins, the second of which was a potentially career-ending knockout. Don’t expect the loser of the second fight to show is face in that alley anytime soon, after tasting the bottom of Jeans-clad Van Damme’s sneakers.

It’s unclear what started the fights, but the no-shirt homie in jeans — who was givin’ everybody the hands — seemed convinced there was some snitching and name-dropping going on.

Moral of the story: stick to the code of the streets. If anybody asks, you didn’t see or hear anything.