In a scene straight out of an English gangster movie, a barrel-chested bare knuckle brawler got down and dirty at Royal Ascot on Ladies Day, inciting a minor brawl at the UK’s real-life version of the Kentucky Derby (hence the fancy hats). The human bowling ball, who lost his shirt in the scrum, can he heard shouting, “Let’s finish this off, me and you!” as he advances towards his prey.

The sheer ridiculousness of the whole thing makes this an instant classic, and even though British Butterbean was stopped could put hands on whoever was about to get them, he’s taking home the “W” here for providing us with this gem.