A smiling Florida man proved why the nation’s third largest state should be avoided. In the viral clip above, we see him throwing a bucket of water into a nearby river, sending the river’s residents — an angry gaggle of gators — into a frenzy.
Lately, 90% of the videos that come out of Florida don’t appear to be a good look for the state.
The University of Miami had some good football teams 20 years ago, but outside of that, Florida’s chief export seems to be viral videos of terrible things — bridges collapsing, people eating other people’s faces off, and alligators. And you can shoot anyone at anytime without getting in trouble, or conversely, be shot at any time. Hard pass on Florida.