A man in Thailand learned the hard way that crocodiles are spooky water dinosaurs not to be tussled with… after he was attacked at a bootleg zoo.

Why he thought putting his head inside the crocodile’s jaws is unclear, but it ended poorly, with the crocodile shaking him by the head like a ragdoll before slinking back into his pond.

Two major takeaways here: don’t approach crocodiles ever; and ALWAYS film landscape.