Real Life Christmas Zombie Keeps Getting Stronger As Cops Taze Him (Video)

Tussling with the law is a risky proposition; best case you end up tazed and arrested, worst case: dead. When the sh*t goes down outside a convenience store in broad daylight, drugs are usually involved, and when the perp is eating Taser shots like Aladdin eats apples on Sega Genesis, bet the farm he’s on the drugs. It took the whole squad to subdue this zombie, but the boys in blue got it done.

The good news: Walking Dead and its spinoffs are minting, so when Red Sweater Zombie gets out of jail, he should have a job lined up – if not as an actor than at least as a consultant.