Kanye West went off on one of his epic rants last week, during an appearance on The Ellen Show. He gave an eight-minute long speech, where he explained how he’d be able to make the world a better place… if he were given the resources.

It was only a matter of time before we got a parody, and it happened on the Late Show, via host Stephen Colbert.

“I have ideas that can make human existence better, period, end of sentence, punctuation, semi-colon, ellipses, parenthesis,” Colbert declared. “I wanna make better hot dog buns. People say ‘that’s crazy’ at a party when I talk about hot dog buns, but when I was in second grade I ate hot dogs. I called Oscar Meyer. I’m like, ‘We gotta make better buns that match the length of the hot dog!'”