Waka Flocka for President?
In honor of 4/20, the Atlanta rap star announced his candidacy for the next President of the United States.
“I’m very pleased to announce today, on 4/20, the best day of the year, I will be running for president,” Waka said in a campaign video, released on RollingStone.com.
If he’s elected, the rapper says his first order of business will be to legalize marijuana. “The first thing I’ma do when I get in office is legalize marijuana,” said Waka. “The President gotta have a big fat ol’ blunt.”
Other topics on his agenda will be to ban dogs from entering restaurants (“I don’t wanna see no f*cking animal in a restaurant ever again”) and outlawing big feet on the sidewalk.
“Anybody who got feet over size 13, cannot walk in public no more,” declared Waka. “They have to take trains, cabs, and busses. I don’t wanna see your big ass feet taking up all the space on the concrete.”
Waka also says education will also be important. “Education is important. We gon’ teach the kids more reality skills and they gotta learn my lyrics before they get out of school or else they f*ckin’ fail and they gotta start from third grade all over again to 12th.”
In 2016, he says his only competition will be Hilary Clinton. “Hillary’s my only competition right now because the women love her and she’s honest,” he said. “Her husband is Bill [Clinton] so it’s a tough one. Hope I make it.”