Rick Ross has been tapped by Rolling Stone to serve as an advice columnist for a limited time, answering any and all questions from readers.
In the column, the Miami rap star answers everything from advice for work advice to cooking to sex tapes.
Here’s a few responses, via RollingStone.com.
Do you know a good recipe for an at-home date night, Rozay? I’ll be pairing the dinner with rosé, obviously. But what should I cook to make my guy happy? —Britni, Redondo Beach, California
Try Italian. It could be real simple. Baked ziti, garlic bread, a little alcohol, some cookies. And some massage oil. It’s very inexpensive, ladies.
I really want to make a sex tape with my girlfriend, but I’m worried she’ll think I’m a total creep if I ask her to do this. She’s actually a kindergarten teacher, and she’s definitely the good-girl type. Should I give it a try or forget it? —Bobby, Seattle
Nah, man, give it a try. Every now and then I pull out my iPhone in bed, just to get a little clip. Nine times out of 10, she says, “I was waiting for you to ask!”
Dear Rick Ross, I work at an advertising company. The other day over drinks, I told one of my colleagues a great new marketing campaign I thought of for one of our biggest clients – and the next morning, he brought it up in the office like it was his idea! This isn’t the first time this guy has stolen my ideas. What should I do? —Steve, New York
Damn. First of all, you label a guy like that a cunt. Pull him aside one time, get some direct eye contact going, and advise him that he is now labeled a cunt, and you will expose him. Tell him you expect him to tell everyone where he got that genius idea from in the next 24 hours – or else.