Birdman may blow money fast, but not like the oil-rich Arab Sheikhs of the Middle East.

Accordnig to a Daily Mail report, the world’s most expensive mobile home has gone on sale in Dubai … and is retailing for a whopping $3.1 million.

The eleMMent Palazzo, made by Austrian company Marchi Mobile, is a humongous, 40-foot-long motor home, covered with gold and countless luxury features — including a 40-inch flat screen, a pop-up cocktail lounge, a fireplace, a master bedroom, and underfloor heating.

It also even washes itself? Not sure how, but supposedly it does.