Complex.com does it again. The magazine’s online home dropped three hilarious soundboards last year, with soundbites of some of hip-hop funniest quotables. Now, with the popularity of MTV’s funny reality series “Jersey Shore” at an all-time high, the staff over at Complex created another board with the most outrageous quotes from the show’s cast.
If you wanna hear “The Situation” says he looks like “Rambo with his shirt off”, or Snooki describing her ideal man, it’s all right here.
Here’s a few of our faves:
Angelina: “This job is beneath me. I’m a bartender. I do, like, you know, great things.”
Snooki: “My ideal man would be Italian, dark, muscles, juice-head, guido…”
Pauly D: “Don’t let the spiked hair fool you, like, I’m not a bitch.”
Angelina: “Wear a thong bikini, that’s a little bit more classier.”
The Situation: “G.T.L. baby … gym, tan, laundry.”
Ronnie: “J-WOW’s p**** must bring rainbows and pots of treasure!”
Shoutout to Complex.com!