It’s that time again. Every Wednesday, we post some of our favorite Twitter updates that celebs have posted from following week, whether its words of wisdom, random ridiculousness, something funny, or just plain weird.

This week, 40 Glocc’s homie found a surprise in his can if Pepsi, Soulja Boy celebrated his birthday, Jeremih loves him from Friday’s, Kelis is enjoying motherhood, and Travis Barker passes the time on the road with his kids.

Here’s your weekly Twitter updates:

Twitter - 40 Glocc40 Glocc @40GLOCCMy peoples just drunk a pepsi can! Tasted hair in it!!and we looked INSIDE AND THERE IS A RAT IN IT!!WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW?


Soulja Boy Tell’em @souljaboytellemMy birthday went EXACTLY how I wanted… ahhhh :) NOW back to work. In Cancun but woke up with a hit in my head. I NEED MY STUDIO BUS!


Chamillionaire @ChamillionaireSoon as I stopped taking redbulls I stopped getting tired….


DJ Drama @DJDRAMAJust watched True Blood! Proly the best episode yet!


Twitter - JeremihJeremih @Jeremihjust maxed dis rib&shrimp combo from Friday’s. sum bout that jack daniels sauce!! now I must recoop. back to da hotelium


K’naan @IamknaanI woke up with a crazy hangover from last night! Movie and a glass of milk in my hotel room… you don’t want no part of this maaan!


Keri Hilson @MissKeriBabyCatchin up & purchasing a bunch of new music on itunes while getting hair done. Started w/ Supernova by Mr Hudson ft Kanye


Twitter - Chris PaulChris Paul (NBA – New Orleans Hornets) @Oneandonlycp3THIS IS MY LIL HOMIE!!! http://mypict.me/fd9N


Wyclef Jean @wyclefDon’t say you are in love so quickly until you have been through the storm, for lust is mistaken for love @ times ,so do you Lust or Love


Shawne Merriman (NFL – San Diego Chargers) @shawnemerrimanCan somebody tell nfl.com to spell my name right shhhheeeshhh!!


Trey Songz @SongzYuuupPpl often miss oppurtunities cuz it’s dressed in overalls & labeled hard work. Catch me grinding like bad rotors…BONG!


Twitter - Vanessa SimmonsVanessa Simmons @V_SimmonsGot my day rolling …just answered 25 emails, literally..waitin outside for @lajames7 to come outside..tell her huurry .!! LOL, :)


Rev Run @RevRunWisdomIf anxiety trys 2 raise its ugly head. BACK IT DOWN PPL! Like Ali did in his biggest fight! ROPE A DOPE! Da nock out is comin!!!


E-40 @TheRealE405:25 A.M PIMPING MY PEN


Swizz Beatz @THEREALSWIZZIM ON CHILL SMOKING A HOYO DE MONTERREY HABANA ITS MY FAV CIGAR PLUS IM GETTING SOME ME TIME ITS ALWAYS GREAT TO SPEND TIME SOLO SOMETIMES.


Twitter - KelisKelis @iamkelisOld marshmellow with anyone. I can’t say that after a week or two of no sleep I will be in desperate need of some relief but right now its … Just too soon. Everything he does entertains me lol n I don’t mind any of it. I think he smells like pie n I never wanna share pie! Lol


Coco @cocosworldGirls,your gonna love the Coco Jeans called “Licious” There made for the curvy figure.So excited because everyday I get closer 2 completion


Nick Cannon @NickCannonMy wife has the most amazing fans! Lambs keep up the great support! Obsessed is headed to number #1! The album is a classic I promise!


B.o.B aka Bobby Ray @bobatJust woke up….meditated….now its to the barber shop….


Twitter - Travis BarkerTravis Barker @trvsbrkrCounting cows on the way into Calgary with Alabama and Landon:)


Asher Roth @asherrothWatching girls soccer, drinking a long island iced tea after reluctantly allowing airport security to exercise the patriot act


Paul Wall @paulwallbabI can’t tell you the secret to success, but the secret to failure is trying to please everybody else***