If you haven’t noticed yet, every week we post some of our favorite Twitter updates from celebs from the following week, whether its words of wisdom, random ridiculousness, something funny, or just plain weird.

This week Kelis got pregnancy heartburn, Joell Ortiz can’t get over the corn in his poo, The Game wants to holla at 50 Cent, Bow Wow ain’t happy with life, Coco loves the scent of Downey fabric softener and more.

Here’s your weekly Twitter updates:

Twitter - KelisKelis @IAmKelisThey say when ur pregnant if you have heartburn its cause the baby has hair. I think he must have an afro cause this is ridiculous!


The Game @ComptonTrash@50cent A, somebody tell 50 to call me !!! gotta ask em’ sumn…….100


Bow Wow @BowWow614Man I be gettn bored wit life. I wish I neva did and seen err thang so soon. I have nuffn to look forward 2. I’m down more than I am happy


Twitter - Joell OrtizJoell Ortiz @JoellOrtizI could’ve sworn I CHEWED this corn before I ate it… So why are there PERFECT kernels in that log in the bowl??? Lol. Disgusting right?


Russell Simmons @UncleRushpuff used to say I was his inspiration. Now I can say he is mine. His energy and hustle changed this generation


Mariah Carey @MariahCareyOne thing I know is, we will never really have to say goodbye to MJ. His legacy lives on through his music and the millions of people He inspired with his timeless music. He will be forever in our hearts.


Twitter - TygaTyga @TygaTygaPeople wont remember you for the material things you provided, Only the feelings you cherished them.


Joe Budden @MouseBuddeni WAS in the middle of a good sleep…. so how do i ALWAYS end up awake at this time ??? i don’t get it….


Ron Artest @96TruWarierQBWHAT THE BEST WAY TO PULL OUT A WEGGIE IN PUBLIC AT A P DIDDY ALL WHITE PARTY WITH OUT BEING CAUGHT?


Rev. Run @RevRunWisdomTwo hands clasped in fervent prayer is more powerful than 100000000 hands workin all night! Prayer is a full time job folks! PRAY!


Dwight Howard @DwightHowardOk ummm somebody jus jumped through my gate. And I caught them. Umm that’s a big no no.


Travis Barker @TrvsBrkrhttp://twitpic.com/9nnl4 – Visited Cartoon 2day, he let me shade my leg.


Twitter - CocoCoco @CocosWorldChanging the sheets on my bed.I love the scent of Downy!It turns me on!I do this once a week.U spend most of your life sleeping,ya know?


Amber Rose @DaRealAmberRoseI def have a truck driver mouth. I like to say Fuck. It’s fun! U ready? Fuck fuck fuck fuck….fuck it! who eva don’t like it fuck em! :-)


KRS-One @KRS_1IS LOVING HIP HOP CAUSE HIP HOP WILL NEVER STOP.


Shwayze @Shwayzejust woke up and the first thing i did was buy @Lmfaonews new record “Party Rock” From itunes!! I suggest you do the same!


Twitter - EvidenceEvidence @MrEvidenceSetting up bear traps. Gonna try to capture some inspiration.


Blake Griffin (Clippers) @BlakeGriffinJust saw transformers 2 not bad. Megan Fox… Wow.


Lady Sovereign @LadySovwow that was scary, i just blew my nose and got REALLY dizzy…thought I was gonna pass out. Wtf.