Mumbo Jumbo: $30 For Angel? Mood Muzik 3; Remy Ma, Lil Kim & Tea Time
Wednesday - November 28, 2007By: Joe King
Diddy's got the whole Bad Boy roster in Miami?
That is the word on the streets of South Beach. All but Aubrey. She was seen at DJ Clue's weekly party in New York City at Retox last night with a gang of white boys. She always was attracted to the hood spots. She wore this dress that looked like a botched holiday wrapping job. LOL. Mario came through as well and sang a little bit of his new record. These Two Tunnels is the name of his newest album. Joking. Sorry his nose looks the alternative route to the Lincoln during rush hour. VH1's "The (White) Rapper Show's" Misfit was there and Big Kap was also in the building smoking a doobie.
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Cassie is working again. Did yall know that was her in Kanye's "Stronger" video? I didn't. She looks all grown up and smashable now. "You could be my black Kate Moss tonight." Nah, but I'd break that girl in half with my kick stand. She couldn't take it! I heard Diddy ain't working with much though -- that's why he sticks to the sticks. Makes him look bigger. Real talk. Oh, I LOVE how she refers to Lauren London as "the girl" she did a Sean John campaign with in a recent interview. Lauren's gorgeous and I'd take those dimples and complexion any day over those sharp elbows and knees
THE FINAL CALL FOR REDSKINS SAFETY
Sean Taylor was shot in the leg in his Florida home a few days ago, while his long time girlfriend and toddler stayed in the bedroom with the door locked. The media is saying that Taylor lost so much blood from the gunshot wound that it was impossible to save his life and he passed away yesterday. Something still sounds fishy to me!! He had back to back break ins -- seems like this cat had some serious enemies. Oh, this is hot though -- his girlfriend, Jackie Garcia, she looks like a straight up Caucasian, but I'm telling you these Cubans can trick you. She's actually one of my favorite actor's nieces: Andy Garcia.
PART DOS: THE ASS FILES CONTINUE
TAKE A STAB FOR 30 BUCKS!
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Well, you all seemed to enjoy the pix of Angel Lola Luv. And, no. I wasn't late on Lola. I was late on the rumors surrounding the newest addition to the G-Unit team. 50 Cent is managing her and also rumored to have" knocked it down -- on tape, in the G-unit offices. Now I'm hearing that you too (and I mean both MEN and WOMEN) could've gotten a personal meeting with Miss Luv for a measley $30 bucks during her "smaller" days that she spent stripping at Sue's Rendezvous in the Bronx. This was before the ass and tits were added, so it wasn't the adventure park we see today, but she still could've got it. I got an EZ pass at Sue's that I keep on pivot. Gotta take it back to the days of bullet wounds and yaki ponytails. I would've given her $30 plus a $5 tip! Anything's a happy ending with Lola!
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I know that no one really cares about female MCs these days, but word is that Lil Kim is coming for Miss Martin. Check out the diss record Kim did to 50's "I Get Money". Some label reps are calling it a "media scandal" and that Remy and Kim have tea on the weekends. LOL, Like two civilized broads from the hood would do son. Lipton. Extra sugar. 50 and Kanye should go have some tea too. Work that out. But if worse comes to worse, and these two buxom vixens battle, Remy's smashing Kim. Maino's raps will do absolutely nothing. Remy will tear her apart bar for bar. That silicone is leaking into her temporal lobes.
JOE BUDDEN MOODY AS EVER!
So for all you regular Joe fans out there, the final (?) tape to the Mood Muzik series has finally dropped. Although Joe isn't officially signed to any particular label at the moment, since being dropped from Def Jam (see "Joe Budden No Longer At Def Jam?"), he still was able to get a few dozen people to come out to Plumm (Dame Dash and Mr. Big's spot) and take a listen to one of the most highly anticipated albums of the year (and of last year lol). Some of Joey's former Def Jam comrades were there like Lenny S. The album is hot. Lots of Jay jabs in there, but I'm going to sit and marinate with it for a while. Joe is too complex for a one time run through. Too bad Jay won't be a part of his success. They really could've continued that empire together. Shout out to Joe and his Indian style poses. Lol, You might wanna man that up a bit, Joey.
But ain't this the truth: "I could scream Def Jam and what they used to be, but that ain't for me to say, that's for you to see / Whether it's Method Man or Redman, Ghostface, Young Gunz / Need I say Freeway? The proof is me/ Still don't believe me, then where's Peedi Peedi? / They ain't really giving a f--- unless you Jeezy." - Joe Budden "Roll Call"
JACK RABBITS
- Usher and his fiancé, Tameka, had their child on Monday.
- The Birdman was arrested along with 15 others because of the heeeeemie! (Read the BS exclusive)
- Shout out to Francesca Djerarianjerianan, lol, or something along those lines. She's one of those Kardashian folks! Anyway she did an awesome job on a very monotonous and run of the mill album from Red Café and DJ Envy titled Co-Op album. Man, I don't know how you listened to that thing all the way through, but shout out to Red and Envy for being that new SSK! Lol, 2,000 records sold! (Read the review)
- Wu-Tang was supposed to have their listening party in New York City this week for their reunion album. The word is that NONE, that's right NONE of the members can stand each other and the only one putting it together was the Rza. Not a shocker. Come on, Wu! We need that killa bee attack mode gang! Peace be to God, God!
- Youtube and CNN have the presidential candidates tonight with a live debate that Anderson Cooper's mediating. Make sure you catch the "Campaign Killer" special tonight!
- I'm really annoyed that the Pharmaceutical market made up a new type of dysfunction for us to buy into. What I would like to know is what in the world is Restless legs syndrome? I'm dying laughing just imaging a doctor even prescribing medicine for RLS! What next? Itchy finger syndrome? Medicine that helps you not pop off. Lol! That was corny! Moving on...
- They're saying Brit is prego again! Yikes!
RANDOM IMAGE: SWEATY BOOBAGE? OR IS THAT THE JELLY LEAKIN? COME ON VIV! THIS IS OLD BUT I JUST HAD TO THROW IT UP!
SERIUS JONES V. MURDA MOOK PART TWO
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