Mumbo Jumbo: Fab's B-Day Party, Britney Rocks Bootleg Louis Vuitton & Mexican Olympic Stars

"Whip it around, still come back hard"

If you guys don't hear from me Friday that's cause the monsters got me. Black Friday is so scary, yet I'm forced to go shopping with the fam to rack up on Christmas presents with those damn sick sales. Last year, I had to nip an old lady in the ass with my shopping cart as we ran to get the last tub of cool whip. I got it though.

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Yeah, shout out to all the BallerStatus writers. We had a nice lil pizza dinner thanks to Jorteh and Jay last month. I'd like to say for the record that we got some bad ass looking females on the BallerStatus team, kids! Speed you better watch ya back and ya front! Might have to a drive by slaying! LOL. Shouts to Gina K for referring to my turkey and tryptophan blurb as "real talk." That's gangsta!

JUST SO YOU KNOW WHO MIGHT BE RUNNIN OUR COUNTRY SOON

I think it's important for all of us to know who's in the running for the 2008 Presidential Election. I'll admit that I just recently became interested in the politics and that's just because I had a child and I thought about the future of her life, and being a parent, I want her to have the best quality of life possible. Plus I had enough of all the bs that's been going on since the September 11th tragedies. Doesn't it just seem like we've been down shit's creek without a paddle ever since the buildings were hit? Some natural and some man made, but still we've had a rough first decade of the new millennium. Hurricane Katrina happened, although that was the doing of Mother Nature, it was the aftermath that pissed us off and people started to call attention to how bad Bush really was. Of course many knew the extent of his crappiness just being the first Bush's son. Bush really handled every national crisis like a real jerk. Showing up late or not at all. So hopefully, this time around, we'll have a President who will be on their A-game 24/7 and have reaction skills as that of a cheetah. So let's just quickly run down the candidates.

Democrats:
Hillary Clinton (Senator - NY)
Barrack Obama (Senator- IL)
John Edwards (Senator - NC)

Republicans:
Rudy Giuliani (Mayor - NYC)
Mitt Romney (Gov - MA)
Fred Thompson (Senator - TN)
Mike Huckabee (Gov - AR)
John McCain (Senator - AZ)
Ron Paul (Rep - TX)

Ok, so there are your team rosters. I'm a Democrat myself, so I'm hoping that Hilary or Obama get elected. Both of those candidates are breaking barriers just being who they are and that's hot. The United States has had 42 presidents and we haven't seen a female or minority president as of yet. If either of them wins, it will be a victorious day for American history. The only shortcoming of the Democratic Party is that we have no executive experience. That means that the Democratic candidates have no prior experience in an executive role, which can be seen as a weakness since only three Presidents out of 42 have had no prior executive experience. But, again, I see that as strength. JFK was thought of as one of the best presidents and he didn't have executive experience and neither did Abraham Lincoln. This Presidential Race is going to be the most interesting yet in the history of the USA. I suggest you guys be a part of this one, it will be a great story to tell your children one day. Maybe we will see the first African-American or female President this century. Did you guys know that Barack Obama is the only African-American serving as Senator in US Congress? Light-skinned brothers are coming back! His father's from Kenya and his mother is white. What do you think will happen first, a female president or black president? I'm going with the chick.

MAKING THE BAND BACK IN SESSION

In Miami, all the members of all seasons, including the white boy who got the solo deal are prepping for their albums. This process of their careers will be the focus of the new seasons. The girls are back in the studio and I'm still wondering if the blonde (Aubrey) is knocking down Diddy, lol. She seems like she wanted that man.

FABOLOUS HAS A HYPNOTIQ BIRTHDAY

Last night in NYC, at hot spot Azza, Def Jam recording artist Fabolous had his birthday party. Of course I missed it, being with the girlfriend's family until Saturday, but I guess they'll be plenty of partying to come. Hopefully. I see my balls becoming an attachment on her keychain at any moment, lol. Sike. I heard mad people came out to show Fab love. Well all the C and B list celebrities. The ROC was definitely in the building showing support. No not Jay-Z, but some of the executives. Oh and of course Clue and Cassidy. I heard it was pretty peaceful. Police presence was super strong outside though. Fab's got the Mr. Untouchable look going on. Get influenced, people!

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