The Fire: BET Awards Disappointments, More Hova/Weezy, Kim KarASShian, More

Pardon the delay with today's Fire. I made y'all wait long enough, so let's not waste anytime like Iron Mike back in the day ya dig! Let's go!

Man, were the BET Awards a disappointment or what? I mean... just not a good viewing experience, dogs. From the weak ass mics that seemingly were halfway on to the lackluster performances (50 Cent, that's you). A giant disappointment. Beyonce and T.I. did their thing, but the rest of the performers seemed cool half assing it.

I couldn't believe how 50 just walked through the aisles and handed out pounds missing his entire first verse of Amusement Park. But then when I give it a second opinion, I'm happy that happened because that song is not cool. NYC wants that aggressive 'Fif back. I'm not going to spend one more minute talking about the Awards, though...

Moving on, I put up a Fire post about Jay-Z taking aim at Lil Wayne and like Paul Wall, "I got the Internet going nuts." Shout out to all the users who took the time to respond. Some people questioned why I said Jay was talking about Lil Wayne in the first place. Come on, maan! Listen there's no way, me as the Fire starter, is going to sit back and respond to a subliminal punch with a subliminal reasoning. Ohh, hell no. I'm naming names, bitches! Jay-Z is talking about Weezy on T.I.'s "Watch What You Say" and there's no doubt about it. I don't even know where the question lies.

MORE FIRE, MORE FIRE, MORE FIIIIYYYAHHH!

The iPhone drops today. I just seen report on the news here in NYC, that there have been lines wrapped around multiple Manhattan blocks. It's so crazy that dudes are selling their spots in line for $5,000. Wow. All for a phone? Y'all are bugging!

Yea, the phone is hot, but these dudes are waiting in line like they're going to get a chance to fuck Jessica Alba. Hey Jessica, I read what you had to say about your Latin heritage. Ain't cool, ma. I know you don't want to be boxed in as a Latin actress because then the number of roles you're going to get are going to drop, but you don't ever, ever downplay your family's background. You're still cute, though...

E-V-E can't get drink over the next 45 days due to court orders, but on the 46th day, I'm going to ask her if I could, "BUY YOUUUU A DRAAANK!"

I just saw some pictures of Kim Kardashian and I must say, I think homegirl got a booty implants...

The Chris Benoit family tragedy is gruesome. Just horrible...

Big ups to Onsmash.net for posting the following videos of Noreaga reminiscing on fond Pun and Biggie memories. Check them out. These clips are certified FIRE. Classic.