Hate It Or Love It: Remy Wilds Out; Can't Tell Kanye West Nothing

Tuesday - May 29, 2007
By: Paulie Soprano

I'm tried of wowing you with my wittiness, so I'm just gonna skip the corny intros and get right into the meat of this column.

Remy Ma, You Still Fresh

This one is not shocking, but for it to leak is kinda crazy. If you haven't heard it yet, fine ass Remy Ma (yes, I think she's fly) was put on blast recently when a rather explicit voice mail of her phoning into what seemed like a booty call leaked to the internet by celebrity crank caller Ralphige (Listen to it here ). In the message, you can hear the freaky rapper talking about wanting to "suck dick" and "lick balls," as well as have her "pussy" and "ass" played with. I was like, woah, Remy don't play.

The call has been the talk of the week and Remy's camp has already responded calling the voice message "not real." According to Remy's publicist, the call is a skit from her upcoming album, PunishHer. Yea yea yea. I mean, we all know Remy is nasty and doesn't care, so even if this is a skit that was leaked, you know damn well this is the sort of messages she leaves her "fuck buddies" when she's ready to get crushed. So, why front Remy? You're conceited, but you got a reason...

With that said, when you gonna leave me a voice message Remy? I ain't gonna leak it, I'll just hit you back and we'll make that happen.

Can't Tell Kanye West Nothing

Kanye West just leaked a video called "Can't Tell Me Nothing," via Allhiphop.com. The Hype Williams directed video is pretty simple -- shot in what looks like the desert. I don't know for sure if this will be the first single from Graduation, but it's decent. That's the thing about Kanye's music, it always grows on you. I can't even recall one Kanye track I just loved when first hearing it, but after a few listens (real listens where you actually pay attention), those tracks grew from liking to loving. No matter what people say, Kanye's got talent, no matter how weird he dresses.



I'm gonna go out on a limb here and predict that Graduation will be yet another massive album for Kanye. Like his past two releases, it's gonna be well-received, rated as near classics and be on the best-selling of the year.

Danity Kane's Aubrey, One Of Willy Wonka's Oompa-Loompas?

Danity Kane's Aubrey O'Day was spotted at the Life Ball in Vienna last week, looking like the offspring of two Oompa-Loompas. When she was on "Making The Band," in my opinion, she was looking fly, so when I heard Diddy was hitting that, I wasn't mad at him.

But since the show, she's been looking kinda tore back. Sorry Aub, but tone it down a little, you ain't looking too good these days. If you don't believe me, check the flick.

The Rich Get Richer

Like his single, 50 Cent stays laughing all the way to the bank. As reported last week, 50 Cent made an estimated cool $400 million return from his investment in Glacéau's Vitamin Water, which was reported bought by Coca-Cola for $4.1 billion. Dammmmmnnn, doesn't 50 have enough money? Props though, he seems to have an eye for what will sell. Maybe he can sharpen his musical eye and pick some better talent, G-Unit (the music side) remains in a slump.

Rihanna Heads To Motley Crue Concert

Ok, not really, but the way she looks here, she does. Check out Rihanna, who is most of the time cute, all rocked out like she's been dating Tommy Lee. Talk about a 180 in style.


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