Published: Friday - May 18, 2007
Words by Bear Frazer
Ladies and gentleman, I have a new theory. Whenever I tend to write out long, cohesive thoughts of nonchalant randomness, I tend to pen novels. That's not always a good thing because blogs are supposed to be short and sweet, kinda like a brownie. Plus, the shit takes a minute to write, so in an effort to be more "timely," this blanco nino is going to be quicker with the blogs 'cause I know you adore them (which is why, of course, you left me hate the last time).
But see people, my mission is to continue writing crazy, stupid shit that is totally outside of the box, yet still paddling in the hip-hop waters. This time around, I'm going to tread into the deep end and write about a compliment us males love to get. That is, "Being a Pimp."
Everyone is always talking about how, "Snoop Dogg is so pimp, Ice-T is so pimp," and you know what? Those guys are pimps. Those dudes are fucking awesome. Their famous and are clustered around women 24-7. Ice-T is married to Coco, enough said.
Still though, there is one guy wjp has pulled some fly ass, famous chicks and it isn't a hip-hop a-lister (although somehow, some people associate Justin Timberlake as gangsta). Nah, the guy is non-other than Robbie Williams.
Now most of you are probably thinking, "Who the fuck is Robbie Williams?"
Quick history lesson: Williams is a British singer who was apart of early 90s group, Take That. They were like some huge Euro pop stars or something. He would eventually go solo and had a huge hit here in the States back in like 1998 with "Millennium." It was explosive. He also had a catchy, "Hip-Hop-ish" song with "Rock DJ" and the video was deemed "controversial" due to Williams ripping off his own flesh. Great song, weird fucking video. Also, according to United World Chart, he is the third highest selling artist in the world (behind Madonna and Britney Spears) and the top selling male artist. Meaning, homeboy is rich.
You may be asking yourself, "How does this make Robbie Williams a pimp?" Well, none of that does.
But this is what does: he has been in "relationships" with Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice), Carmen Electra and Kylie Minogue. Now at one time or another, every one of us probably wish they were in the presence of one of these three ladies. That is impressive and that my friends, is fucking pimp.
But we all can't be pimps forever ... well, most of us can't at least.
That was all during the height of their popularity, which was back in the late 90s. Since then, his so-called "rock star status" has disappeared. he was recently rejected by Lindsay Lohan to add on to the fire, he was also an ordained priest with the Universal Ministries Church. Apparently, he lost his pimp touch. At one time though, Robbie Williams was a pimp.
In the end, I guess only one thing we can count on: Snoop Dogg will always be pimp.
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