Published: Wednesday - April 4, 2007
Words by WWW Dot
Hey yo, hey yo...it's that time again! Pardon me for the late posting. I got tied up with something earlier, but being the nature of this post is porno, maybe the lateness fits.
Yes, your boy WWW-dot because I have a Way With Words, period finally got around to seeing the Ray J/Kim Kardashian video.
Kim Kardashian
Before I get into the breakdown, let's talk a little bit about the stars of this film -- Ray J and Kim Kardashian.
Ray J -- the vertically-challenged R&B crooner, whose claim to fame, solely rests on the fact that he is Brandy's younger brother -- is also said to be boning one Whitney Houston.
Kim Kardashian -- socialite and heiress to the fortune left over from her late father Robert Kardashian, an attorney who represented one OJ Simpson a.k.a. the (Alleged) Murderer.
So, there we have it. There's the setup.
Now, the flick starts off with Ray J filming Kim, who's prancing around in a white terrycloth robe. The couple eventually finds their way to the bed, where they begin swapping spit.
Within seconds of the makeout session, Kim shows Ray J her intellectual prowess and I must say... she's an intellectual giant. Her cranium capacity is great. Her mind is a beautiful thing... so, she doesn't waste it. She's very giving of it and Ray J, who's filming while being blessed, shows his appreciation by flicking the camera up to his face and throwing his hands up in the air like he's at a Snoop concert. Wessstsiiiiide! Actually dude looks like an asshole, but Kim doesn't seem to care.
The next scene forwards to Ray J disappearing in between Kim's legs, a must for all R&B cats. I mean is there an R&B cat that doesn't eat the kitten? Like DMX said, "It ain't nothing a good brother won't do every now and then." But R&B cats like it more than anything. Ray J, R Kelly, all the members of Pretty Ricky.... they all love it. It's 5 in the mornin.... and they're up licking carpets... oh yeah!
Nevertheless, the rest of the way through Ray J proceeds to bang her. She doesn't scream... only moans. Kim is way more fuckable than that Paris Hilton friend of hers. From what the kids are saying... Marcus Houston is hitting that now. JUMPOFF! I guess Bobby Valentino is next, followed by Lloyd. Stooooop, waaaaait a minute! Let the cameras keep rolling...
This tape is nothing but publicity. Kim's a sexy piece of ass and now she has evidence to prove it in between the sheets. I give it one slap on the ass on a scale of four for being an almost-a-porno kinda porno. BallerStatus owner Jay Casteel recommends viewing one of Sativa Rose's films for a better viewing pleasure. Sorry Jay... had to air you out. HAHA.... what the hell am I doing!?
I feel like (the late great) Rick James after he said, "Now why would I dig my feet in Eddie Murphy's couch?" and four seconds later, "Yeeea, I digged my feet in his couch." Haha, Holla back on Friday.
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