Poland Brewery Wants to Launch First Vaginal Beer
Poland-based spirits brand, The Order of Yoni, is launching a very unique beer, dubbed Bottled Instinct, containing what they call the "quintessence of femininity."
Here's the kicker: it's made of the vaginal bacteria from Czech model Alexandra Brendlova.
The company says it uses hi-tech microbiology to isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria to be used in the brewing process, alongside water, malt (Pilsner, Munich, caramel, roasted), hops (Czech Kazbek, America cascade), wooden chips and yeast to result in a sour ale.
"Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice... Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want," The Order of Yoni writes on its website. "Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer. The golden drink brewed with her lure and grace and flavored with instincts. Imagine the beer which every sip is a randez-vous with this hot woman of your dreams... she hugs you and kiss you gently, looking straight into your eyes... How much would you give for that beer?"
The Order of Yoni has launched an IndieGogo campaign to create the first batch, with the first delivery expected in September 2016. If you'd like to contribute, check the campaign here.