Machete is an upcoming action film, directed by Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis. A highly skilled former Mexican Federale (played by Danny Trejo) is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. After surviving the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence.
The film also stars Michelle Rodriguez, Cheech Marin, Lindsay Lohan, Don Johnson, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Robert De Niro, Jeff Fahey, Cheryl Chin and Rose McGowan.
According to Wikipedia, the film is an expansion of a fake trailer Rodriguez directed for the 2007 film Grindhouse.
Machete is set to drop in theaters September 3rd. For more info, visit VivaMachete.com.
this shyte looks like a cornball b movie i dont care how many big name cats are on board...pardon me but real talk shyte lookie like basuraaaaa. and ive seen heat 6784932874993810- million timesso i knowthis messican cat deserves his propina
Brad
Of course it's a B movie. That's the whole point. It's MADE to spoof B movies. Machete was a fake movie to be a trailer for the Grindhouse flicks from 3 years ago. If you're mad that it's a cornball B movie then you're missing the joke.
