Twitter Update: DJ Kay Slay Advises That Guys Stay Single, Em Intro'd Mistah FAB To White America
Published 08/19/2009, by Tim Boswell

It's that time again. Every Wednesday, we post some of our favorite Twitter updates that celebs have posted from following week, whether its words of wisdom, random ridiculousness, something funny, or just plain weird.

This week, DJ Kay Slay warns all the guys out there to stay single, model Dollicia Bryan needs a man blanket, Mistah FAB explains how Eminem has influenced him, and Tyra Banks wants free Victoria's Secret bras.

Here's your weekly Twitter updates:

Twitter - DJ Kay SlayDJ Kay Slay @TheDramaKing - Bottom line!! Stay single an dont take no sh** from a crazy chick!!!! dont commit unless u knew her for over 10 years!!



Chamillionaire @chamillionaire - Is there a waterproof iPod? That would be dope if I could take it in the pool with me...



Bambu @BambuDePistola - I remember waaaay back in the day when girls thought I was cute... Waaaay back.



Willy Northpole @WillyNorthpole - IM SITTING HERE WATCHING when animals strike this deer is beatn the sh** outta dude I feel like ill f*** a deer up for some reason lol



Twitter - Dollicia BryanDollicia Bryan @LUVDOLLICIA - Crazy with the tour for 6months & time with my son I didn't get out to even have options but winters coming up so I need a man blanket!



Soulja Boy Tell'em @souljaboytellem - Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.



Rev Run @RevRunWisdom - You cannot control what will happen from second 2 second! Stop it! Heres my advice.. 4 peace of mind stop tryin 2 b manager of da universe.



Kid Cudi @kidcudi - i just want a gurl i can buy BAPE for :) http://twitpic.com/e559h



Twitter - Mistah FabMistah FAB @MistahFAB - Em brought me into white america I never payed attention to There struggle(poor whites) an he painted a picture that was so vivid I felt Him



Reggie Bush @reggie_bush - Gotta hit up one of my favorite restraunts right now Cheescake Factory! What yall know about that?



Tyra Banks @tyrabanks - i used 2 get free Victoria's Secret when I was modeling for them.That's 10 years of free drawers!Shud i go into VS store n demand free bras?



Rampage Jackson (UFC fighter) @Rampage4real - To THE HATERS.. Don't say nothing on the internet that you wouldn't say in person. Cowards..



Twitter - Mary J BligeMary J. Blige @maryjblige - Good morning! Trying to change other people is a waist of time and energy.



Keri Hilson @MissKeriBaby - OK...1 hr sleep has to give me 20+ hrs of energy on film! That's presha! Imma push thru the day tho & keep u up on how it goes. Send me LUV!



M.I.A. @_M_I_A_ - power up that blade on a chain saw, you cut me down but i still gon grow



Diddy @iamdiddy - God is my hero!



Twitter - Kim KardashianKim Kardashian @KimKardashian - Time Traveler's Wife was so sad. I cried so hard. I love sad love movies!



Crooked I @TheRealCrookedI - Drinkin on this purple smurf..CIROC-GRAPE JUICE AND A SPLASH OF LEMONADE.. Let's go!



Clinton Sparks @ClintonSparks - Why does every rose have a thorn that pricks u in the frigin eye??? Y do all dicks end up w/ cool chicks & bitches end up w/ nice guys?????



Wale @Wale - i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico

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5 Comments
Kaje - August 19, 2009 at 11:22 am

I’m just a brother looking for a handout.

Slab - August 19, 2009 at 7:54 pm

Kim K is whats up…

Slab - August 19, 2009 at 7:57 pm

oh and Keri Hilson can definitely get it…oh yes oh yes

prpozicio - September 9, 2009 at 8:08 am

What can I do with Twitter?

imputi - September 10, 2009 at 5:46 am

What can Twitter actually do for my business?

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